Stan was all hot and bothered by a woman he found on the internet and theough she'd be normal. She had a job, had a kid at college, owned her own home, was in debt but not horribly. He took her out to an expensive dinner and she tells him she is a collector. She has a couple different items she collects that are worth a lot. The date goes farily well and then he gets invited to go back to her place to watch a movie. When he gets there, the door opens and he said it was like a Home Shopping Network's warehouse. There were several series of plates...some with dogs, some Elvis, and some covered by collection of dolls so he couldn't see them. There were all sorts of knick knacks and to top it all off there were pigs everywhere. Stuffed pigs, ceramic pigs, cast iron pigs .... and a live pig that came out of the kitchen to greet him. Stan didn't stay for the movie. The woman said he was shallow..
But damn she was so hot before that!
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