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Here I am, looking for a new mom. Mine kicked me out as soon as I finished school and I've been looking for her replacement every since. I have no direction or motivation in life. I've perfected the art of manipulation and exploitation. I have no friends, it takes too much effort to make and keep them. I have no accomplishments, goals, dreams or future plans to speak of. My therapist wants to write a book about me. She's intrigued with the level of nothingness I have found. Fortunately my sessions are free. I have no means to pay for them. Should I be charging her for research material? There's an idea! I spend no time or effort on my family....they know me and I have no chance of getting anything out of them. I could care less about life and the world taking place around it. Give me a room, remote, couch and a new mom and I'm happy! Why travel? Maps are confusing and hitchiking isn't safe! If interested, read on.......More on a serious note, I like to dance and I'm interested in taking some Latin dance classes/lessons. Someone with the ability to dance and having the same interest would be nice!What am I looking for in a match? I don't think it would be fair for me to require the typical traits that most of the members have posted here. I don't feel right asking for something I can't offer in return. So here goes..... If you have direction, accomplishments, goals, a sense of worth, happiness, family, friends, a career(not job),workout/stay fit, eat healthy, considered attractive, motivated, enthusiastic, and have a SENSE OF HUMOR then don't waste your time on me....LOL!!! All jokes aside. If you have taken the time to REALLY read these narratives and find yourself interested, then reply and let's see how it goes. Again, on a more serious note. If you're interested in Latin dance and have a desire to learn, I'm looking for a potential partner. I have past experience in dance. If you share the same experience and current interest, that would be great!