Moving on

Bob met Sarah after a few fun email exchanges. She loved pets and he loved pets. She liked to spend quiet nights at home; he did too.

When they met, he was surprised it was the same lady. She was much wider than the picture suggested. However, thinking looks weren't everything and that she could always diet, they ordered coffee and sat outside to drink it. Bob kept smelling cat urine.

It didn't take long to get around to the pets. Turned out she had 12 cats living inside and about 5 or 6 outsdie. "Oh no!" Bob thought, "I've found the cat woman!"

After Bob changed positions to sit upwind, they had pleasant conversation and he said goodbye after agreeing they weren't right for each other.

Bob forgot all about her until 5 or 6 months later, she phones him to ask him if he is free on Saturday to move furniture for her.

Bob said no.